Thursday, January 07, 2010

Twilight Parodies, or the Hamburger Italian Job



Gotta say, a lot of people have FAR too much time on their hands...

Bella: "You're impossibly fast; your skin is ice cold; you don't go out in sunlight--I KNOW what you are!"
Edward: "Say it. Out loud. Say it!"
Bella: "Vampire!"

or add cheesy accordian music, amateur actors, and redo:

"Mermaid!"
"Crackhead!"
"Gay!"
"Santa Claus!"
"Spider Man!"
"Topiary!"

Gotta admit the parody where Bella is played by a cheeseburger is also delicious, as is the Italian parody.

12 Comments:

Blogger I Hate to Weight said...

i am exquisitely disappointed that i don't have speakers at work.

another good reason to go home soon! thanks T.C.

3:54 PM  
Blogger Watercolor said...

heh! Excellent!

4:58 PM  
Blogger I Hate to Weight said...

so, i watched it. yes, some people do have way too much time on their hands. i didn't see the movie -- is the acting that bad? is the writing that bad?

6:59 PM  
Blogger Karen ^..^ said...

This was HILARIOUS!!!

And in answer to Melissa's question, YES. The acting was that bad because the writing was so bad, and it was badly directed, I think.

but this was funny as hell.

7:49 PM  
Blogger PuraAbarca said...

Good blog~nice to meet u..................................................................

8:54 PM  
Blogger R. Jacob said...

This is how Spielberg started?

3:03 AM  
Blogger The Topiary Cow said...

Weight/Melissa: you don't have to see the movie, just for you have added two other cheesy parody links at the bottom of the post, after which you will know everything you need to know about the moovie.

Watercolor: Thanks!

Karen: pretty sure some of these parodies had better special effects than the real moovie, though Cow does admit a fondness for the original.

RJ: Spielberg, Cow would believe anything....

Cow added the Italian parody and the cheeseburger parody links to the original post....

They are all just too great!

2:50 PM  
Blogger Watercolor said...

Hey! I did reply to you. I've replied again. If you don't get it. Leave me a message on the blog and I'll just post my cell number here or something and you can delete it when you get it.

4:13 PM  
Blogger Watercolor said...

I don't know why my email is acting wacky! Sorry!!!!

4:13 PM  
Blogger I Hate to Weight said...

hi cow; happy saturday. are you having the same frigid weather we are? must be bad for the topiary.

i am procrastinating housework, as i write this. also, my fiance likes to control expenses (someone has to), so the house is quite chilly. i am scrunched over my space heater near the computer and don't want to go to any other part of the house.

oh well, i guess it's time to pull out the old dust mop. enjoy the day.

7:50 AM  
Blogger The Topiary Cow said...

Hi Watercolor: yes got your email, thanks!

Weight:
This is truly a pitiful picture of your being huddled next to the space heater!

Cow sorry to hear your house is chilly!

Yes, indeed, Cow is also having the chilly weather...we'll hope for warmth soon.

Moo!

4:44 PM  
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10:31 PM  

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