Twilight Parodies, or the Hamburger Italian Job
Gotta say, a lot of people have FAR too much time on their hands...
Bella: "You're impossibly fast; your skin is ice cold; you don't go out in sunlight--I KNOW what you are!"
Edward: "Say it. Out loud. Say it!"
or add cheesy accordian music, amateur actors, and redo:
Gotta admit the parody where Bella is played by a cheeseburger is also delicious, as is the Italian parody.