Sunday, January 10, 2010

Flattened Topiary ahead

"The frequency of downpours and heat waves, as well as the power of hurricanes, has increased so dramatically that "100-year storms" are striking some areas once every 15 years, and other once rare events keep returning...Rising temperatures boost the probability of extreme weather."

Just one of many articles explaining how global warming increases extreme weather: cold areas become colder, hot areas become hotter, and storms everywhere become more intense.

Whether this will spread worldwide to affect kitchens in Helminthdale is yet undetermined. In the meantime, what can we do except huddle together in this lifeboat, at the mercy of the powers that be?

Moo!

17 Comments:

Blogger Lulu LaBonne said...

do you think we should all make a coracle to keep in our basements - just in case?

12:43 AM  
Blogger R. Jacob said...

(forced to look up coracle)Weather advisory- how to dress in layers for the cold! Populations that reside in flood plains get flooded. Costal town get hit by high winds. Sometimes we cause our own problems. But I do agree that the human element will cause us to hasten our demise. There is always a tipping point with nature which we take great joy in poking with a giant stick.

5:23 AM  
Blogger Gorilla Bananas said...

There's always a safe place, Ms Cow, even if you have to dig a hole to find it. Is there a subway near you?

1:23 PM  
Blogger Kevin Musgrove said...

We'll be OK: we're going to hide in the fridge. Those sausages that have gone past the sell-by date will give us enough light for to read our paperbacks.

2:26 PM  
Blogger Karen ^..^ said...

I've dressed in layers but I'm still pretty cold. After 18 years in Florida, my blood is so thin, it's nearly vapor.

couple that with perpetual low blood pressure, and I'm always freezing. Especially now.

Hope you remain high and dry!!

5:12 PM  
Blogger Ultra Toast Mosha God said...

I'm still waiting for yellowstone to go boom and block out the sun. Its overdue.

8:53 AM  
Blogger The Topiary Cow said...

Lulu:
How embarassing, Topiary admits she had to look up what a coracle was--think yes it would be useful to keep Topiary Toes afloat!

RJ:
Ah you too! (Topiary now less embarassed)
What gets Topiary is how powerful people are determined to ignore anything (like pouring fewer thousands of miles of pavement every year) which might help us avoid catastrophe, because it might reduce their corporate profits.

Gorilla:
Cow will be moving to the Congo to reside in a tree and observe the mating rituals of GB which will surely keep her warm. :)

Kevin:
Topiary fears your refrigerator and sausages. Fears them, yes indeed!

Karen:
Glad you are keeping warm! Cow's been doing layers too and as far as she can tell they're not as effective as one big fat sweater!

Ultra:
That is very interesting--the geothermal effect? Had not thought of that but will be sad to miss the chance to visit (have not yet been there).

Moo!

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